fucken wobbly

British slang: To act insanely or be rash about a situation.

I almost had a fucken wobbly when the boss acted like a douche to everyone

by Rockidickens458 February 10, 2017

wobble gobblez

A sort of wobble gobblez that floats around the outside of a construction site. Kind of like a bum.

Damn was that a fuckin wobble gobblez?

by Sean (MY REAL NAME) November 24, 2009

Wobbly

Old police term for a subject who uses impairments such as alcohol or narcotics. Came about because of their wobbly walk when impaired.

Officer tom: that suspect is good for being wobbly.

by Marty Jackson September 30, 2022

Wibble Wobbling

When an overweight person, with an excessive amount of neck fat offers an unwanted or unwarranted opinion about another person in a negative way.

Billy was wibble wobbling about Eric last night.

by Chopperdog February 24, 2023

Wobble Your Wingas

Wobbling your Wingas means walking up to a man, particularly a fat one, and aggressively shaking his breasts.

"If you don't back the fuck off I'm going to wobble your wingas."

by Schmid the blid March 14, 2023

Wobble Nectar

A term for the blue, glacier freeze flavored Gatorade.

Hey bro, when you're at the deli, can you pick me up some wobble nectar? I need some electrolytes mang...

by dickylipz May 7, 2011

Wobbly eyed

A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.

On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.

Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!

by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 27, 2023