crusty wizard

When an elder male roleplays as a wizard and calls his penis a wand

"I heard my grandfather talking about something called a crusty wizard, dont ever search it up"

by Fucboi365 December 2, 2015

Wizard Poop

Dropping a chunk of dry ice into a toilet bowl so that it is all smokey and bubbly and then taking a dump like a wizard.

Dude, I just took a massive wizard poop, my ass is so cold right now!

by D33m0LishER April 12, 2013

wizard hatting

Taking snapchats of things/people and drawing wizard hats on them (blue with yellow stars) and sending them to everyone on your list.

Started by L'Alice Monocle, 2014

im getting these wizard hat snapchats from people I don't even know, wizard hatting must be catching on

by through_jaded_eyes September 3, 2014

Glizzard Wizard

A black arts master whose sole purpose is to taste all glizzys throughout the galaxy….. not just the food kind either.

Mike: “Man since when did Winston become a glizzard wizard?”

Marcus: “He’s been that way since we were kids!”

by anonymous January 18, 2023

Merlin Wizard

Someone is a Merlin Wizard when they pretend to understand an inside joke.

Did you see Nick laughing at our inside joke?
Yeah, he's such a Merlin Wizard.

by Mgoo February 14, 2022

vape wizard

someone who is the last air bender.

A vape wizard being defined as someone who has far greater potential of a vape god.

by LilVG October 26, 2017

Sex Wizard

The sex wizard is the archmage of the magicians of intercourse, a rather unknown religion. He advises he's inferior servants, his Sex mages, in his ten commandments of the sex wizard.

George is the Sex Wizard

by WilliamTheSexMage September 25, 2023