Brown Wig

The act of taking a dump, crap, sh*t on someones head creating what looks to be a brown wig on there head.

After we had sex i decided to give her a brown wig.
I had a huge load to dump so my brown wig on Jims head looked like he had dreadlocks.

by Blacknight200 October 26, 2012

wig mechanic

A mental health therapist who you see to get your wig fixed, i.e. the troubles in your head straightened out. A psychologist, psychiatrist, shrink, etc.

"You better see a wig mechanic when you get out of here. You got real problems." - Lester Dixon, novel Lay Down My Sword and Shield (1971) by James Lee Burke

by glaring August 19, 2013

Wig out

When something or someone is actuating weird... doing something out the norm.
-picking nose
-weird shaking
-talking to yourselve
Etc.

Who's that's ?

Ahh don't talk to her she's a wig out!!

Or

What a wig out

by Dankaa October 21, 2016

Put a wig on it

To get oneself together; to clean up; to sober up; to put things into order

Is that girl really wearing denim on denim? She needs to put a wig on it!

by Y0ung_Mo0la November 9, 2013

Wig Cracker

A person who cracks one's wig and is, therefore, so obtuse and square as to give anyone who is hip a headache.

Man, that cat's so square he just doesn't get it. He's such a wig cracker

by Beanaeb January 18, 2012

Wig Rock

Haircut. (Both men and women)

I just got my wig rocked at the barber shop, dawg!

by BP December 19, 2003

Slut Wig

A person, most times a girl, who gets into the ears of a person and turns that person against thier own friend. The term is created from the girl being a slut and being all in the persons ear like an ear wig.

Catherine told Mike that i think he's an asshole and now he wont talk to me. She's such a slut wig.

by Meyers A. August 6, 2008