Wig Cracker

A person who cracks one's wig and is, therefore, so obtuse and square as to give anyone who is hip a headache.

Man, that cat's so square he just doesn't get it. He's such a wig cracker

by Beanaeb January 18, 2012

Wig soup

When a cosplayer or drag queen washes multiple wigs at the same time, hence making wig soup

Damn I need to make some wig soup soon

by Wig-soup September 14, 2020

Put a wig on it

To get oneself together; to clean up; to sober up; to put things into order

Is that girl really wearing denim on denim? She needs to put a wig on it!

by Y0ung_Mo0la November 9, 2013

Wig out

When something or someone is actuating weird... doing something out the norm.
-picking nose
-weird shaking
-talking to yourselve
Etc.

Who's that's ?

Ahh don't talk to her she's a wig out!!

Or

What a wig out

by Dankaa October 21, 2016

Butt wig

When a big booty lady sits on your face, pressing her exposed vaginal region on your mouth, chin or eyes/forehead. Therefor causing her voluptuous butt to rest upon your crown like an old English barrister.

"Oh man last night Stephanie sat on my face! I had myself a niiiice butt wig".

by Zabujango September 21, 2018

Wig Rock

Haircut. (Both men and women)

I just got my wig rocked at the barber shop, dawg!

by BP December 19, 2003

Slut Wig

A person, most times a girl, who gets into the ears of a person and turns that person against thier own friend. The term is created from the girl being a slut and being all in the persons ear like an ear wig.

Catherine told Mike that i think he's an asshole and now he wont talk to me. She's such a slut wig.

by Meyers A. August 6, 2008