Wig Out

Freak out, go overboard, throw a hissy fit

An '80s term used when a friend or parent over reacts.
1. BFF-"Oh my God, my prom dress isn't ready"

ME--"Gee, no need to Wig Out!

2.Me-- "You should start the car, we REALLY need to get going."

BF--"Why?"

Me---"My mom is totally going to Wig Out if I'm late for curfew!"

by MimiMami May 23, 2018

Itchy Wig

The act of ejaculating onto the head of a bald woman/man and covering her/him with a wool sweater.

Biooootch if you don't shut the hell up I'm gonna shave that head and give you an itchy wig. do you really want to look like Donald Trump?

by gpoops22 May 9, 2012

pearly wig

When you shoot your load over a woman's hair resulting in a glistening pearly topping to her hair

Last night we got down to it and I gave her a Pearly wig

by Edd Pyke December 13, 2016

Wig Cracker

A person who cracks one's wig and is, therefore, so obtuse and square as to give anyone who is hip a headache.

Man, that cat's so square he just doesn't get it. He's such a wig cracker

by Beanaeb January 18, 2012

Put a wig on it

To get oneself together; to clean up; to sober up; to put things into order

Is that girl really wearing denim on denim? She needs to put a wig on it!

by Y0ung_Mo0la November 9, 2013

Wig Rock

Haircut. (Both men and women)

I just got my wig rocked at the barber shop, dawg!

by BP December 19, 2003

Slut Wig

A person, most times a girl, who gets into the ears of a person and turns that person against thier own friend. The term is created from the girl being a slut and being all in the persons ear like an ear wig.

Catherine told Mike that i think he's an asshole and now he wont talk to me. She's such a slut wig.

by Meyers A. August 6, 2008