Knock on Weiner

Instead of saying "knock on wood" when tempting fate.

My wife never caught me sexting that hot nymph a pic of my underwear weasel, Knock on Weiner.

by Rusty Fish00k November 29, 2011

wish weiners

A weiner that is either made with Soy-based products or Tofu.

EEEW! I hope Pam is not serving wish weiners for the cook out this weekend!

by BruinKiller3469 May 20, 2009

weiner spank

when a male hits something with his wiener, mostly inflicting pain on himself more than the object

Mikey just weiner spanked that chair and now he's rolling on the floor in pain. Stupid.

by shae raye D May 31, 2009

smoke a weiner

another meaning for blow job

Hartman Hughes: "Yeah, she is going to smoke a weiner tonight."
Charles: "Dawg, how'd you do dat sheit you mudafocka??"
Ralph Lauren: "We have a sale."

by muffintop169 March 11, 2011

weiner-boobs

A man that is transitioning to female and has started taking hormones, developing breasts.

She's a weiner-boobs.

by Aneedadix March 2, 2018

jesus weiner

an exclamation; a general term of surprise; expression of outragia; unexpected spiritual epiphany

"Jesus weiner! Why can't you keep that spit in your mouth where it belongs?" "Jesus weiner, I didn't know Katy gave birth to a hybrid alien baby girl!" "Jesus weiner, did the boss ever take a piece of my ass in that meeting!" "Jesus weiner, I sure got raped by that car dealer!" "Jesus weiner, I have all 6 numbers on tonight's Lotto!!!!"

by twopaws February 24, 2010

turkey weiner

to be a turkey weiner, you must take the turkey weiner out of the packaging and turkey slap your friend across the face with the slimy turkey weiner. after this is done you must proceed to throw the turkey weiner across ur kitchen until it breaks into multiple lil turkey weiners. then the next day there must still be turkey weiners in the couch cushions, on the walls, and in hidden places around your kitchen. and when asked if u threw the turkey weiner you MUST deny this action until the empty turkey weiner wrapper is found in the fridge by a non turkey weiner.

slimy turkey weiner

by turkey weiner September 30, 2009