Weenie Kisses

A polite way to refer to a blow job. Usually summoned by shaking thys weenie at the maiden.

Tom used to get weenie kisses on football Sunday, after getting married Tom only gets breakfast burritos on football Sunday...

by JAzDub March 11, 2018

weenie wank

Someone who is a mean person, often being rude. They are disrespectful and can't control it.

"Hey man! Don't invite him, he's a weenie wank!"

by ChickenBlueCat January 7, 2017

Weenie Bender

A tight "brief" style men's swimsuit, like those worn in swimming competitions. The shape and size of the man's penis is visible and typically looks bent.

We went to the water park and there was a group of guys all wearing weenie benders.

by pisforpaul September 1, 2013

L7 Weenie

Jett Bond

That man’s an L7 weenie!

Yeah he does remind me of Jett Bond

by TayKayFourtySeven May 31, 2022

white weenie

Small dick energy build in deck builder games. Its a low investment, low effort game plan that insinuates small dick energy by its creation. Some people might call it streamlined but it can be easily countered by proper play.

Super Auto Pets: Horse Sheep Deer/Turkey Tiger Fly - Your White Weenie Build mean nothing to my single Hedgehog, Honey Badger&Bee/hippo/Rhino. Your small dick energy is nothing to the Anti-meta.

by GulagKing December 11, 2021

teenie weenie

small shlong

“wow joey bierly has a teenie weenie”

by quke June 2, 2021

Weenie wagger

A depraved male who shakes his organ in a public setting

Uncle Leo was a notorious weenie wagger who was banned from the bus terminal after he whipped it out mid-day

by AntoineStumpf February 15, 2022