meat weasel

1. Slang for the human cock. This form was first orginated by a hippy in State College, PA in 1987.

2. A perverted fuck that has a good sick sense of humor and has is not afriad to show it.

1. Give that bitch the ol' "meat weasel" up her ass until her eye balls pop out and she can be skull-fucked!

2. Everyone in the group backed off except the meat weasel who told the bitch that she was a fuckin' carpet muncher.

by Jizz Bag June 11, 2006

Wicked Weasel

A type of string bikini where the bottom consists only of a piece of fabric about 1.25 cm (1/2 inch) wide, resulting in the public display of the size and shape of the woman's vulva.

She must want all the world to see her camel toe to wear a wicked weasel like that!

by JBlackbird January 4, 2009

anal pounded weasel

a small weasel being raped analy while screaming " holy shit you cock sucker ! "

" damn that poor anal pounded weasel ..."

by imerplayer January 1, 2010

Sea Weasel

A person who performs oral sex on a man while that man defecates and while both are underwater, specifically in a pool; someone performing an aquatic blumpkin.

How was your night kid?
It was sick, got a great blumpkin from Jess in Matt's pool
bro, she's such a sea weasel

by J-Man Xerxes December 22, 2010

butt-weasel

An expensive but very effective means of HIV prevention, like a trunk monkey only better.

Thanks to my butt-weasel I'm not scared of prison shower rooms anymore. The Butt-weasel don't leave home without it. Sure the butt-weasel is expensive but, what's your ass worth?

by benthere March 11, 2008

Tin Foil Hat Wearer

usually denoting some one as crazy. In later years to describe some one who usually believes everything is a conspiracy or illusion. Brought on by a belief that there is a invisible, intangible, army of Liberal Jew Communist, trying to control their mind with RF signals. So as a means of "defense" against the unreal onslaught against the LJCPMCM (Liberal Jew Communist Propaganda Mind Control Machine or media) they start covering their head with Tin Foil. Made famous by Mel Gibson, though mostly worn by the staff of the Fox News network.

Guy One: OMG, that guy must be out of his mind!

Guy two: Yeah, that is Bill O'Reilly for you, he is a total TIN FOIL HAT WEARER.

by god wears a tin foil hat August 14, 2008

Waleed

Someone who is a good boyfriend material. Girls should be grateful to have them.

"My boyfriend is waleed, he cares for me so much."

by pittycandoll May 19, 2010