A phrase which is used to inform someone that you have seen a movie on the Netflix "watch instantly" service, or are going to do so in the future.
That movie was awesome, I watched it now yesterday!
I haven't seen that show yet, I'm going to watch it now when I get home tonight.
I haven't seen that show yet, I'm going to watch it now when I get home tonight.
by Baldyeaglehead March 21, 2009

1PE: It's 11:45 and NO RELIEF yet, what the FUCK gives?
2PE: You know it's Crew "D", they LOVE bagging the watch.
1PE: You're right. They ARE the most useless crew known to man.
2PE: You know it's Crew "D", they LOVE bagging the watch.
1PE: You're right. They ARE the most useless crew known to man.
by Not Crew "D" June 26, 2008

When someone pulls their man parts out and puts them over his wrist. Then proceeds to ask people what time it is pointing to his new watch.
by Thatoneguy101 December 7, 2013

The act of a male, or female fisting a female's vagina, then she gets overly exited and vaginally discharges all over the fister's wrist.
Town whore: i have a sports watch with your name on it.
male/female: finally someone is offering me a sports watch.
male/female: finally someone is offering me a sports watch.
by burntb1tch October 17, 2010

The elapsed time one spends waiting for a Blackberry Storm to change from a vertical to horizontal screen orientation or vice versa.
I was trying to show someone this pic of a bass I caught yesterday on my Blackberry Storm but all I ended up doing was storm watching for 15 seconds before their interest was lost.
by Bodafugachi February 1, 2009

When a woman blowjobs you, then when you are about to cum you cum into her eyes. That way she can watch the kids since she asked
Example1 : Hey hon, do you want me to watch the kids for a sec?
Example2: (Man) Hey darling come in the living room your favorite show is on
(Woman) Not right now honey i’m almost done watching the kids
Example2: (Man) Hey darling come in the living room your favorite show is on
(Woman) Not right now honey i’m almost done watching the kids
by BellaBomber November 19, 2019

Someone who takes pleasure in watching another person wear their watch.
Someone who would like to see what their watch looks like from afar.
Someone who would like to see what their watch looks like from afar.
by GReg January 20, 2018
