A person who takes too many selfies of themselves to such an extent that it takes up a lot of their time. They have a sexualized fetish in taking photos of themselves.
by max payne June 24, 2015
A derogatory term for a guy signifying that they love to masterbate or "whack off." Could be substituted for-
"He's a real jack-off."
"He's a real jack-off."
by Walt Stratton January 31, 2008
Grau-Wankers are people with no life whatsoever. They use the (un-nerfed) Grau on Modern Warfare. They Wake up at half 8 every morning, have some bran-flakes, then play COD. Probably drive a Nissan Note. Probably work as a geology teacher and rely on that one time they kissed the hottest girl in school as a conversation starter until they're 50. Mayo is too spicy for them, and they often sweat profusely requiring windscreen wipers on their glasses. Favourite quote is: "You're so shit at COD mate, suck ya mum".
by AidenChris June 30, 2020
by Mr Rusher August 17, 2007
When you just got to get yourself off but cant summon up the relevent filthy images for the quick one and have to give it up
(normally called barry and single and desperate)With friends waiting outside complaining about barry taking so long barry came out and said "Sorry about the wait i suffered a bit of wankers block"
by :-))))))))))))))))))))))) April 09, 2007
One who carries around with them the uncontrollable urge to have a wank. This condition makes seemingly simple outings rather difficult.
Guy1: Yo man? Have you ever noticed all the white stains on the carpets in Doug's apartment?
Guy2: Yeah man its cause he's a fucking chronic wanker.
Guy2: Yeah man its cause he's a fucking chronic wanker.
by doubledew June 14, 2010
Large SUV's driven by (riff raff), fotballers and other such common folk in London. Usually these vehicles have tinted windows and several other shiny modifications.
Look, there's John Terry in his wanker tank
by Sandenc October 16, 2006