Wannabe text

Similar to intellext, these are the grammatically correct texts usually seen in movies or shows that try to appeal to a pre-teen audience.

Example: Do u want 2 hangout 2morrow @ the mall ;) ?

iCarly and Beastly are wannabe texters.

by MyRazorLikestoNOMNOMNOM August 25, 2011

wannabe trender

Www.wannabetrender.weebly.com is a cute little fashion blog for teens. One of the only fashion blogs that isn't centred around unacheivable standards and consumerism, but on the basics of fashion.

"Omg have you seen Wannabe Trender, the new fashion blog?"

"Haha I'm such a Wannabe Trender, love that blog"

by Mystery answrerererer April 17, 2014

wannabenuclear

A type of person who is really cool and much much better than post-voltage.

What is up guys, Wannabenuclear here coming at you with another fortnite vid.

by jecbewbcjwn/cwdc May 20, 2018

wannabe baraco

People who live outside of Louisdale, Nova Scotia (in front or behind the mall) that mock Baracos but they secretly want to be one. (Some have even been known to move there...even if it’s temporarily)

Those wannabe Baracos make jokes but we know the truth.

by 226alltheway December 28, 2020

kardashian wannabe

Any girl who acts like a spoiled brat,or any young woman who is a wannabe spoiled "Rich Bitch".

That girl is so "Stuck Up" and spoiled, she acts like a Kardashian Wannabe

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

hardcore wannabe

someone usually in their teens, pretending to others that they respect post hardcore and metal (including subgenres) as only middle aged bald, bearded men can. they are either all out emo, or nerds who try to shock people by revealing their music taste.

Guy: hey man periphery are so good i listen to them all the time
Guy 2: you're just a hardcore wannabe man
Guy: I am not I love the screamy bit!!
*cut to Guy sitting at home listening to britney spears whilst researching softcore metal bands*

by AKAKAY November 6, 2013

turd wannabes

Loosely held together feces that is too solid to be considered diarrhea yet too divided and "small-chunkish" to be considered a turd. These inferior poop chunks are notoriously known for the pain and uncomfortable feeling they give. Since they consist mainly of water and generally have low-poo density (see Type 5 and 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale) these "fluffy pieces with ragged edges" will definitely sour the remainder of the day. Being in relationships to alcohol, these chunks almost always making an appearance during a DADS. Worse yet, they are forever jealous of the their more popular turd brethren. They are turd wannabes.

My DADS this morning was awful; it consisted mostly of water, pizza, and turd wannabes.

by Idontfunkwithyou March 13, 2015