Person 1: Dude, did you hear about that comedian who went on last night?
Person 2: Yeah. Total comedy vulture.
Person 1: I know, right? I mean, all he did was quote dumb, popular shows and memes from fucking 2009!
Person 2: Yeah. Crap like him is why I don't attend comedy shows.
Person 2: Yeah. Total comedy vulture.
Person 1: I know, right? I mean, all he did was quote dumb, popular shows and memes from fucking 2009!
Person 2: Yeah. Crap like him is why I don't attend comedy shows.
by True Isopod February 01, 2018
Term used for sketchy University accommodation security, who try to catch out people on the sesh and stoners
by SclalyManFish99 May 30, 2018
Somebody in the Roblox game: The wild west (or Tww), that will pick up the loot of a player after they die, such loot includes Pelts, meat, legendary pelts, ores, rare ores, logs, thunderstruck logs, cacti, thunderstruck cacti, and snake venom.
Person 1: Shit man I died.
Person 2: What did you have on you?
Person 1: A diamond.
Person 2: Damn. Is it still there.
Person 1: Nah, vultures already got it.
Person 2: What did you have on you?
Person 1: A diamond.
Person 2: Damn. Is it still there.
Person 1: Nah, vultures already got it.
by Flamethrower5 November 25, 2022
a person (in a video game) who takes other people's kills or only attacks weakened opponents. other words include: vultured, vulturing
by pussack August 06, 2018
I went on a date with a vulture last night, and he didn't even have to take viagra at the end of the night..
by vulturemommy March 23, 2021
A vulture is one who third parties in a video game. This happens after two parties fight and one defeats the other, in which the vulture swoops in to finish the victor.
by hollyshmmr April 06, 2021
Him: i’m not gonna eat your pussy After I nutted in u.
Girlfriend: I just sucked your dick after you nutted in me.
Him: because you’re a vulture
Girlfriend: I just sucked your dick after you nutted in me.
Him: because you’re a vulture
by Kay&Angel May 06, 2022