i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you

I own a vacuum.

by mista>dave July 31, 2017

Vacuum

A cleaning machine that sucks everything off of your messy floor and seemingly teleports it to another demension, at least until you have to empty it.
2. The most effective method of surprise for your household pet.

Man, how did your vacuum teleport everything on your floor to another dimension?

by Moocow51 August 22, 2017

Astro vacuum

In space, a creampie would technically not drip out like on earth. The partner would have to suck the nut out of her vagina, hence the astro vacuum.

Yeah man no gravity so I had to astro vacuum her, shit was whack.

by Teachmehowtodougie December 30, 2018

Vacuum Jousting

The competive sport of vacuuming. Vacuum Jousiting is a sport in the Midwest.

Yo bro, are you going to the vacuum jousting tournament next Friday? I heard Shoot, Van Barber will be there. He’s the Vacuum champion

by B PUN August 31, 2018

Vacuum of Greatness

The absolute absence of greatness and its collective attributes such as selflessness, humility, empathy, charity, courage, compassion, decency, morality, ethics, wisdom and humanity.

The Trump Presidency is the nadir of a Vacuum of Greatness.

by Wisdom Seeker May 23, 2018

Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner

When the dominant figure within a relationship defecates into the others anus, and then proceeds to suck the feces back out with their mouth.

“Yo man heard you guys hooked up, what did you guys end up doing?”

“Oh you know, gave her the old Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner, not much else.”

by Static The Kidd July 24, 2019

Jalapeño Vacuum

Having your girl place 5 Jalapeños in her mouth. She begins chewing them and then gives you head.

Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum

by Mr.Diddler March 12, 2019