Chinese Vacuum 

A retail sales term describing the act of avoiding the use of an actual vacuum sweeper and simply picking up any bits on the floor that can be seen with the naked eye, thus simulating a clean floor.

"This has been a long fucking day on the sales floor...I'm just gonna do a quick Chinese vacuum then go home!"

Chinese Vacuum by chilly_dawg September 11, 2009

Irish vacuum

When an Irish street whore fiercely shits on your cock and then proceeds to slurp and swallow her faeces.

“Come here you little slut and give me a fucking Irish vacuum.”

Irish vacuum by Faze klan March 9, 2020

pole vacuum 

a cocksucking whore who will suck cock at any time, for any reason, at any place, for anyone, but especially for elderly people with a credit card and a beamer.

thera is a total pole vacuum.

pole vacuum by use pi, bitch! October 23, 2008

banter vacuum

The e-quiet that remains when contemporaries, formerly heavily involved in friendly email exchanges whilst one should have been working, quit or are laid off.

[e-mail]: hey guys. good weekend?

<.......>

[e-mail]: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)

<.......>

[e-mail]: hellooooooo? anyone out there?

<.......>

[e-mail]: pah. stupid banter vacuum.

banter vacuum by Bored_Corporate_Drone February 16, 2009

Phoenix vacuum 

The act of going down on on a mans testicals, witch are coverd in shit and sucking the shit so hard that it comes out the other persons ass.

He just got Phoenix vacuum'ed

Phoenix vacuum by MightyLump September 15, 2010

the vacuum got me 

Subtle way of saying you have a hickie or multiple

The vacuum got me. What? My girlfriend gave me a bunch of hickies.

the vacuum got me by socialstupidity November 13, 2014

Dong-vacuum 

A prostitute, most likely one who specializes in fellatio.

This bitch is such a dong-vacuum.

Dong-vacuum by jerefro June 9, 2015