Urban Dictionary

The Dictionary people goe to when they know the meaning of a word but justs wants to see how this website can fuck it up.

Billy:Hey John do you know what a pineapple is?
John:Yeah but lets go to urban dictionary and see how fucked up it is and act like we just learned what it meant!
Billy:Great Idea!
Both:Looks up Pineapple*
Urban Dictionary:How do you not know what a pineapple is you stupid fucks?
Both:WOW

by NuclearCatPotato July 22, 2017

Urban Dictionary

The living embodiment of why the internet was a mistake.

I went on Urban Dictionary and now I live in a van down by the river.

by AveTrueToCaesar November 3, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A godsend

"I don't know what I would do without the Urban Dictionary."

by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

Urban Dictionary

none of you are funny

Person 1: Wow Urban Dictionary is so funny
Person 2: my house is on fire

by BashJohnson April 10, 2019

urban dictionary

a site where people make fun of stuff they don't like by making "definitions" for them.

i don't like ____. i'm gonna go make an insulting definition for ____ on urban dictionary to make me feel cool!

by skyfly1234 December 4, 2010

Urban Dictionary

A Bible full of words.

“Wanna go on Urban Dictionary?”

by DaUltimateMemelord May 30, 2018

Urban Dictionary

What do you think your on idiot?

You are an idiotic person who looked up Urban Dictionary on the fucking Urban Dictionary.

by 1234567890@#$&*()’”%-+=/;:!? November 5, 2018