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Urban Dictionary

The Dictionary people goe to when they know the meaning of a word but justs wants to see how this website can fuck it up.
Billy:Hey John do you know what a pineapple is?
John:Yeah but lets go to urban dictionary and see how fucked up it is and act like we just learned what it meant!
Billy:Great Idea!
Both:Looks up Pineapple*
Urban Dictionary:How do you not know what a pineapple is you stupid fucks?
Both:WOW
by NuclearCatPotato July 22, 2017
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The living embodiment of why the internet was a mistake.
I went on Urban Dictionary and now I live in a van down by the river.
by AveTrueToCaesar November 3, 2019
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Person 1: Wow Urban Dictionary is so funny
Person 2: my house is on fire
by BashJohnson April 10, 2019
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a site where people make fun of stuff they don't like by making "definitions" for them.
i don't like ____. i'm gonna go make an insulting definition for ____ on urban dictionary to make me feel cool!
by skyfly1234 December 4, 2010
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A post-fap website frequented by amateur etymologists and linguists who are, ironically, not cognizant of the words "etymology" or "linguist." The website allows anonymous contributors to act on the misguided belief that their defintion of topical jargon or slang will prove that they are as funny as Adam Sandler.
As soon as I peel this Kleenex off my fingers, I'm going to write an entry on Urban Dictionary definining my slang term for vagina.
by Etymangler February 28, 2011
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Online Dictionary that SHOULD be used to help people find out what something is, but instead, is used by perverts and drug addicts, and, SOMEHOW, all definitions pertain to either something sexually related, or drug related.
Urban Dictionary Definition for Cereal:
Correct Definition: A crunchy, often sugary, breakfast food, often eaten with milk.

"Urban" Definition: DRUGS.

Urban Dictionary Definition for Taco:
Correct Definition: A mexican dish containing lettuce, tomato, cheese, and beef, all wrapped in a tortilla.

"Urban" Definition: VAGINA
by RantingJesus March 18, 2009
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A terrible website where people add definitions to their own name to please their lonely lives and 7th graders use to prove that they're 'cool'.
"Dude look at my name on Urban Dictionary!" cried the 12 year old
by eat_that_pussy445 March 31, 2017
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