Giving up on your crush is hard. And that's ok. But if you're giving up your crush for someone you know likes them too, you don't deserve to feel pain. You deserve the world.
Bestie . "Yea, I really like (your crush)!!"
You. "Oh..!! Haha, simp..!! That's cool..!! I like..(fake crush)!!.."
You. "They'll never like me.. I give up.."
Giving up on your crush💔 is hard and that's ok.
You. "Oh..!! Haha, simp..!! That's cool..!! I like..(fake crush)!!.."
You. "They'll never like me.. I give up.."
Giving up on your crush💔 is hard and that's ok.
by sensitive_ass_kid September 21, 2021
Get the Giving up on your crush💔mug. by Identity Crisis May 20, 2003
Get the all up in your toaster-ovenmug. As someone who's come from an upper middle class family, got rich in early 30's, lost all money over women and got poor in mid 30's, got rich again briefly afterwards, got very poor again afterwards living in a shelter, and then finally got rich yet again... I can attest that every time I got back up, I pulled myself up by my bootstraps. It was a very effective technique. I recommend it!
Joe: Mom, they fired me from the job! Said I can't code for shit!
Mom: Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps son! Life is tough, but you gotta be tougher and beat it!
Mom: Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps son! Life is tough, but you gotta be tougher and beat it!
by OffBeatDrummer April 7, 2020
Get the Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootstrapsmug. noun: the act of involving yourself in another pesons affairs, with intent to eliminate any chance of them completing or succeeding their goals
Girl: You biach give me back my boyfriend!!
Friend: You hoe you dont deserve him!!
Girl: Ya, it's about time I get all up in your business!
Friend: You hoe you dont deserve him!!
Girl: Ya, it's about time I get all up in your business!
by PaulM92 January 23, 2011
Get the Get all up in your businessmug. The act of ruining or soiling something that it is preferred would be kept in nice condition. Traditionally applies to brand new merchandise, cars, glossy or glass screened electronics, and other consumables.
"I opened the box for my brand new $300 universal remote to find that some asshole had already gunked it up with his skunk fingers and probably returned it."
"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"
"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"
*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.
"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"
"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"
*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.
by 33bottles November 19, 2013
Get the Gunk it up with your skunk fingersmug. by Joshthecoolkid March 5, 2022
Get the Break up with your girl daymug. What a less-than-honorable person WOULD like to hear --- i.e., "Approach me and I'll give you money, food, or something else desirable" --- rather than the stern "show yourself peaceably" command uttered by a firearm-wielding lawman.
Delinquent teen in the overnight lock-up: So... what got YOU in trouble?
Second delinquent teen: Oh, I was out raisin' Hell the other night, and Johnny Law showed up, so I ducked into a dark alley and hid behind a dumpster. I didn't hear the cop properly when he called to me --- I thought he'd said, "Come **up** with your hands **out**," so I stupidly dashed right out and ran up to him with my eager hands held out, thinking he was gonna give me a hamburger or pass me a few bucks... instead, he merely slapped da cuffs on me!
Second delinquent teen: Oh, I was out raisin' Hell the other night, and Johnny Law showed up, so I ducked into a dark alley and hid behind a dumpster. I didn't hear the cop properly when he called to me --- I thought he'd said, "Come **up** with your hands **out**," so I stupidly dashed right out and ran up to him with my eager hands held out, thinking he was gonna give me a hamburger or pass me a few bucks... instead, he merely slapped da cuffs on me!
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
Get the Come **up** with your hands **out**mug.