Every year on October 4th, nationally worldwide people must break up with their boyfriends. “Why?”, you may ask yourself. It is because of an ancient tradition believed by many that you must experience many boyfriends in your life to experience your relationship life to the fullest. Some believe it may be because of a ancient myth involving a hairy white monster that will haunt you in your sleep if you don’t break-up on this day.
Jane: “Babe.”
Joe: “Yes babe!”
Jane: “Guess what today is?”
Joe: “It’s my birthday!”
Jane: “Oh really, did you know your birthday is also the same day as National Break-Up With Your Boyfriend Day!”
Joe: “Huh?”
Jane: “Sorry Joe it’s been real.”
by consaga October 03, 2021
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