Tyson Steel

maddest most sick cunt to ever walk this universe, if you ever meet him you will explode form the sheer awesomeness that is Tyson Steel, you will instantly cum in your pants

"how'd your bother die?"
"he looked at Tyson Steel in the dough theater"

by big fruit June 1, 2018

Tyson Allen

The Wild Tyson Allen is the most not-Swollest in the known universe . He eats like a Boar, and can't do a push-up to save his life. Every day he eats the exact same thing, and makes sure everyone can smell his beef, and beans. Powers include: Being able to not fit in a single door, and constantly smelling like farts. If encounter his wild animal proceed with caution. He will eat anything that is in a 100 meter radius. I caution you to walk slowly away, although he will never in a million years catch you because he's slow, and very top heavy. Combat suggestions would be to push him slightly as he would fall down, and won't have the core strength to get up. This creature will struggle to death. Be advised he is constantly farting, and the fatality is enough to kill everything in a one mile area. He the reason for the death of my home planet, and he doesn't even have infinite stones. Thanos watch out this is a force not to be provoked.

"Your such a Tyson Allen"
"what's that smell"

by Kill The Queen-Penticton June 7, 2018

tysone

A crazy hard- headed party animal and can act like an animal. Loves to sleep and cuddle when he find the right person.

Tysone’s such a party animal.

by Crazymexicangurl January 1, 2018

Tyson

An amazing man! so kind really hot and always makes his girlfriend feel like she is the most amazing person in the world! Tyson is an amazing basketball player and he plays like a true team mate! Tyson normally had long hair but got his friend to cut it that means, Tyson is a good friend and loves to have a good time with his mates!!!!

WOW is that Tyson? yeah he is pretty damn hot!

by tyson's girlfriens April 19, 2018

Tyson Hartley

Aka the Canadian Sniper. The best sniper in the fucking game/top sniper in the world, player, thug, money-getter, and absolute beast.
Tyson Hartley = the best.

"Tyson Hartley is the best sniper in Canada"

by lexxxa November 1, 2017

The Mike Tyson

When a girls sucking your dick you punch her in the back of the head and say "Mike Tyson".

I gave her the Mike Tyson

by Stickystuart11 November 22, 2017

Mike Tyson Bite

1.When you take one big ass bite of your Wendy's T-Rex Burger violantly and out of a spontaneusly action often influenced by extreme munchies.
2. Or: You are a famous boxer who is influenced by an excessive use of cocaine ...and bite of a chunk of your opponents ear.

1. "Yoo Stephen don't you look at my burger like you bout to take a Mike Tyson Bite of it!"
2. "Damn this dude must be hungry af when he starts eating goddamn ears! That was one nasty Mike Tyson Bite."

by Plain ¥ogurt February 12, 2017