A SPED LOOKING A** KID. also get obese like every god damn day. like all he eats is diseases, AKA diabetes. he play goriila tag and is a no giga chad forest play. his dogs are poggers and cool.
Person 1:" yoo its tyson mintz
person 2 " yo IT IS tyson mintz i dont wanna be like him
tyson mintz" SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH"
person 2 " yo IT IS tyson mintz i dont wanna be like him
tyson mintz" SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH"
by EpicGigaChadOfSuS May 4, 2022
Get the Tyson Mintzmug. Tyson is a fat piece of shit that likes to fuck his nintendo. He is a openly gay wanker that dated emma for 1 year and still is. He constantly makes love to his sister and emma at the same time. Tyson loves the thrill of emma spunking in his asshole.
by Max Fitz November 19, 2019
Get the Tyson Garnhammug. I gave her the Mike Tyson
by Stickystuart11 November 22, 2017
Get the The Mike Tysonmug. by gush_sivam_123 July 14, 2021
Get the Mike Tysonmug. by Alpha que ur Mum August 16, 2018
Get the Tysonmug. by Memerlol March 24, 2021
Get the tysonmug. When you are engaging in foreplay with your girlfriend, gently nibble on her ear as you begin to finger her. Simultaneously begin to bite her ear harder while you also intensify the speed and pressure at which you fingerblast her box. The unsuspecting girl should begin to say something along the lines of "ow you're hurting me!" at which point you apologize and stop biting her ear. She will know it was her ear that hurt, and you will know that it was her ear that hurt, but that doesn't matter. When you proceed to begin having sex, you slip your dick in her ass and as she once again says something along the lines of "ow!" or "what the fuck?!" or "wrong hole, asshole!" you play dumb and pretend that you thought her vagina hurt from two of your fingers so you figured your dick would be intolerable.
by WhoreHay1217 January 18, 2025
Get the The Tallahassee Tysonmug.