by essaymcgee1 November 15, 2013
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The dilemma of flushing the toilet with a closed lid; there is a 50% chance that the turd is still present. The turd is equally alive and dead, until somebody lifts the lid.
by CJV August 27, 2012
Person 1: Yo, I hear weird noises outside!
Person 2: Hold on I will go out and amber turd all around the house!
Person 2: Hold on I will go out and amber turd all around the house!
by Sir Adel June 21, 2022
Amber turd, also occasionally refered to as amber heard, is a gold digging, narcissistic, abusive piece of shit who likes taking shits on her partners beds and blaming it on the four pound teacup yorkies, she got married to Johnny Depp in 2015 and leeched off of his career and abused him, she then wrote an op-ed for the Washington Post claiming Depp was a wife beater, even when she was the real abuser, in 2022 Depp sued her for defamation and won but attempts to make everyone feel bad because her dog stepped on a bee.
by Yesdaddy123 June 03, 2022
1)A turd that causes severe pain during it's exit. One may even think that it is coming out sideways it is so painful.
2)A person that lives to cause problems for other people. They get off on causing misery for other people, especially their supervisors. A turd of misery is despised by most people around them.
2)A person that lives to cause problems for other people. They get off on causing misery for other people, especially their supervisors. A turd of misery is despised by most people around them.
1)Doo#1: You were in the bathroom for quite awhile...and why are you sweating?
Doo#2: Man, I had a turd of Misery. It was brutal.
2)Larry is such a turd of misery...someone should kick his ass.
Doo#2: Man, I had a turd of Misery. It was brutal.
2)Larry is such a turd of misery...someone should kick his ass.
by Doodadoo May 08, 2007
to spin, embellish, spin, puff, enhance, enrich, exaggerate, gild and generally lie like a motherfucker about something to make it seem better and more desirable than it really is
you: "man, you should have seen the girl I fucked last night. she was smokin' hot and craving my johnson juice."
me: "what a load of turd polish asswipe. I did see her. what a toothless skank whore."
you: "well, you can't have everything."
me: "well, i guess it is better than nothing. what's her number?"
Conventional Wisdom:
"you can polish a turd, but it's still a piece of shit."
me: "what a load of turd polish asswipe. I did see her. what a toothless skank whore."
you: "well, you can't have everything."
me: "well, i guess it is better than nothing. what's her number?"
Conventional Wisdom:
"you can polish a turd, but it's still a piece of shit."
by spiderbesideher September 24, 2009