hoosker tuesdays

an erotic sexual act, that involves high velocity spinning on a tire swing, while performing the spread eagle position,usually involving household condiments(relish,salsa,ketchup,jam,etc.)performed prominantly on fridays.

hank: hey cindy, hoosker tuesdays?

cindy: but its only thursday.

hank: oh,and the refrigerator is empty.

cindy: aw, too bad

by seth engleman December 9, 2008

Fat Tuesday

Spending a Tuesday eating fatty food and watching movies. The founders of this day are Dan Williamson and Jonathan Chen of The United Kingdom.

Experts say that a Fat Tuesday once in a while is actually healthy for you.

"Happy Fat Tuesday."

"That person has had too many Fat Tuesdays."

by Peter Potamus May 8, 2004

nigga tuesday

a day for niggas to hang

john:wats up dude

thomas:its nigga tuesday

by teddybear555 May 12, 2009

Titty tuesday

The day where in middle school every dumb fuck slaps each other's titties

Hey guys guess what!! ITS TITTY TUESDAY!

by *fuck* August 1, 2019

Patch Tuesday

The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software.

Guy 1: Happy Patch Tuesday!
Guy 2: Thanks, I hope I don't get a Crash Thursday.

by Straemer October 26, 2007

Testicle Tuesday

A very famous and widespread holiday that occurs on the first Tuesday of every month. Created in 1469 by Emperor Paltitties of the Roman empire.

Hey jimmy m9 its testicle tuesday, i brought the vodka!

by Dank_Shrekmaster69 October 28, 2016

Tuesday Party

getting messed up like bat shit on a Tuesday when you know damn well you have shit to do on Wednesday

Boo: Did we just get drunk on a Tuesday?
Chris: You're damn right Boo, there is no party like a 'Tuesday Party'
Boo: Did I just get titty fucked?
Chris: Yes!

by drizk0l July 9, 2010