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hoosker tuesdays

an erotic sexual act, that involves high velocity spinning on a tire swing, while performing the spread eagle position,usually involving household condiments(relish,salsa,ketchup,jam,etc.)performed prominantly on fridays.
hank: hey cindy, hoosker tuesdays?

cindy: but its only thursday.

hank: oh,and the refrigerator is empty.

cindy: aw, too bad
by seth engleman December 9, 2008
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Fat Tuesday

Spending a Tuesday eating fatty food and watching movies. The founders of this day are Dan Williamson and Jonathan Chen of The United Kingdom.

Experts say that a Fat Tuesday once in a while is actually healthy for you.
"Happy Fat Tuesday."

"That person has had too many Fat Tuesdays."
by Peter Potamus May 8, 2004
mugGet the Fat Tuesdaymug.

nigga tuesday

john:wats up dude

thomas:its nigga tuesday
by teddybear555 May 12, 2009
mugGet the nigga tuesdaymug.

Titty tuesday

The day where in middle school every dumb fuck slaps each other's titties
by *fuck* August 1, 2019
mugGet the Titty tuesdaymug.

Patch Tuesday

The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software.
Guy 1: Happy Patch Tuesday!
Guy 2: Thanks, I hope I don't get a Crash Thursday.
by Straemer October 26, 2007
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Testicle Tuesday

A very famous and widespread holiday that occurs on the first Tuesday of every month. Created in 1469 by Emperor Paltitties of the Roman empire.
Hey jimmy m9 its testicle tuesday, i brought the vodka!
by Dank_Shrekmaster69 October 28, 2016
mugGet the Testicle Tuesdaymug.

twice on tuesdays

When an individual feels doing certain activities once on a Tuesday was just too fucking mainstream.
Matt : 'Do you even lift?'
Jonny : 'Twice on Tuesdays'
by SecuringAlpha17 October 18, 2013
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