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mr trout

a bald geezer who enjoys setting fucking assessment tasks that no one is bothered to finish. he's a pretty good artist tbh tho
'mr trout always has his nipples pointing out of his 3-sizes-too-small shirts'
by mr trouts pointy tits October 18, 2020
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The Frisky Trout

A handshake derivative in which you and another person, facing one another, reach in and begin slapping each other’s forearms simultaneously and rapidly.
I wished Bryan a Happy Birthday with The Frisky Trout.
by Meandersteg June 19, 2020
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MOUNT THAT TROUT

When dat pussy too fish to be a dish and you have to abandon your oral plans and skip straight to fuckin'!

Alt.: "MOUNT THE TROUT"
Tony: Yo!..how dat pussy taste last night?
Joe: No good, homie. I had to MOUNT THAT TROUT!
by breaker413 September 23, 2016
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Trouser Trout

It's girls night out..the ladies & I are going fishing for trouser trout. Strictly "catch&release" NO KEEPERS! 🤣
by ItsMe78 August 3, 2023
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sewer trout

Condom (used) flushed down a toilet. From the rough resemblence to a fish in its unrolled state.
by Anonymous December 11, 2002
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brown trout

a turd that won't go away despite repeated flushing. not neccisarily a floater
turd, crap,caca,poop,toilet,john, flush
brother:i had to flush the john four times, but i finally got the little brown trout to go downstream
sister: it still stinks
brother: not as much as you
by t045t May 18, 2011
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circle trout

Circle trout are very rare... Oncorhynchus anusswimus
They are thought to be closely related to the corn-eyed brown trout, but nobody has ever been able to properly identify and document them.
This is largely due to the fact that when the circle trout is alarmed, it begins to swim in tighter and tighter circles until finally the trout swims up it's own ass and ceases to exist. A sport fishery did exist for circle trout in the early 50's, but it quicly died out as anglers sought out fish they could actually catch...
"What was that? A circle trout?"
"I caught a bunch of circle trout today, but never got to see them..."
by NickTheGreat November 5, 2008
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