mr trout

a bald geezer who enjoys setting fucking assessment tasks that no one is bothered to finish. he's a pretty good artist tbh tho

'mr trout always has his nipples pointing out of his 3-sizes-too-small shirts'

by mr trouts pointy tits October 18, 2020

trout sandwich

A sexual encounter with two elderly ladies.

Timmy mowed the lawn at the old folks home and was rewarded with a trout sandwich.

by Bombay corndogger July 4, 2017

trout for clout

Refers to a viral video of a Tasmanian woman masturbating with a freshly caught trout. She since faced prosecution for animal abuse.

Damn bro have you seen trout for clout?

by cpalll March 25, 2023

trick or trout

What Robin Williams once told Johnny Carson he used to go out doing on Halloween because he was a sheltered only child who thought that was what you were supposed to say.

Yes, it’s true, I would say ‘trick or trout’ when they opened the door and so they’d say, “here comes that Williams boy,” and they’d toss me a fish!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2023

The Frisky Trout

A handshake derivative in which you and another person, facing one another, reach in and begin slapping each other’s forearms simultaneously and rapidly.

I wished Bryan a Happy Birthday with The Frisky Trout.

by Meandersteg June 19, 2020

MOUNT THAT TROUT

When dat pussy too fish to be a dish and you have to abandon your oral plans and skip straight to fuckin'!

Alt.: "MOUNT THE TROUT"

Tony: Yo!..how dat pussy taste last night?
Joe: No good, homie. I had to MOUNT THAT TROUT!

by breaker413 September 23, 2016

furry trout

Furry Trout defined as a species of trout that is furry to the touch and smells like three week old pussy juice cocktail.

Yo from a distance that pussy looked like a keeper! Untill I got close to see the goods then I know ihad a furry trout to release!

by Yo Digity Dank September 15, 2013