Rouser-in-my-Trouser 

someone who wins the annoying competition against DoNaLd TrUmP

annoying little seven years old girl: wheres mom? wheres pop? wheres my candy? wheres my lamp i put on the street yesterday to be stolen? where is my dead cat? where was my poop flushed..i want it back!! where did all the chickens disappear?!!
older bro: Quit it!dumb idiot you are a serious Rouser-in-my-trouser man!

Rouser-in-my-Trouser by phasadi May 10, 2017

trouser pilot

Anyone who would like to play with your "joystick".

"Oh Monica! God bless your soul! You sure make for a wonderful trouser pilot! I bet you could suck-start a Harley"! or... "Bill was a natural trouser pilot- he could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch"!... mmm

trouser pilot by Scrabbleddie August 5, 2007

vagina trouser 

a cleverly shaped piece of cloth designed to hold the external labia from slapping each other and create the much dreaded "vaginal slapping noise", also referred to as a "snatchsmack" or a "chesterfield". Normally only happens to overweight women because the fat weighs the flaps of skin down. Sometimes vagina trousers are equipped with absorbant material to collect any unwanted drippage.

"That girl over there is emitting chesterfield as noise pollution! She needs a fucking vagina trouser!

vagina trouser by johnathan edwards December 19, 2007

trouser scallop 

Colloquial term for a vagina; the female counterpart of male anatomicals terms such as "trouser snake."

Those skinny jeans really emphasized her trouser scallop.

trouser scallop by ladyparts January 17, 2012

Trouser Turban 

A hat that a salesman wears when he commits total faggotry to a customer. Also known as pulling a tucky.

"Mr Tuck went to his appointment and came out wearing a trouser turban"

Trouser Turban by Sponge teeth October 2, 2014

trouser batter 

possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage

after dry-humping that bookshelf, I had major trouser batter

trouser batter by John McFloss September 21, 2008

Double Headed Trouser Snake 

A double headed massive dildo!

Hey girl lets have some fun

hmmm sure, should i pull out my double headed trouser snake??

FASHO'!

Double Headed Trouser Snake by huge caaak March 20, 2010