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tactically retarded

People (gamers who play Online Mass Multiplayers, in particular) who seem to play without any coherent idea as to what they should do, and remain oblivious about the positions of their team, the enemy, or even complete functions and aspects of the game they're playing.
Their gameplay is so atrociously bad, that it gives the impression they suffer from Attention Decifit Disorder, or have never even heard of computer or video games until that very moment, despite having played the game a couple hundred times by then.
In most cases, they're completely detrimental to the team, dying early on without contributing much, or even hindering the game for others.
In the rare occasions they're actually helpful, it's more by accident than by willful act from their part (i.e. acting as cannon fodder, or spotting enemies and giving them something to concentrate on)
*match starts, players on friendly team split to try and cover all sides of the map.*
Joe: Follow me, guys!
*Joe rushes ahead, out into the open*
Mack: Joe, stop, they'll spot you!
*Joe gets shot, spots an enemy stops in the middle of the open field to engage it*
*Joe gets obliterated by multiple enemies*
Joe: Stupid team! Why didn't you help me?!
Mack: Because you're tactically retarded, Joe, that's why. Why did you rush ahead?!
by Acronymus February 26, 2017
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tactical forehead

A person who has a forehead with the ability to drop nukes
Me: That person has a tactical forehead!
Other person: damn right he does.
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tatical suspenderts

when you tactically drop suspenderts on their heads because of the tactical mountain dew.
tatical suspenderts is when you need to drop suspenders on their heads.
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tactical pickup

A term used to request a friend or family member to pick you up from a certain location in their vehicle.
Me: Requesting a tactical pickup from school
Mum: Inbound
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Tactical Bacon

Creating time for a bacon sandwich when there is not enough time for a bacon sandwich.
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Testical Knockers

A pair of balls tied to your testicles that weighs them down senching a knot tighter around the testicular. The more you move the tighter the knot gets increase pain and pleasure. Eventually when you climax it will release a scream of both pain and excitement at the amazing feeling being released from your tightly knotted testicals and the pain being inflicted upon them.
The Testical Knockers sure do make my climax feel like the acme of perfection.
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Tactical Banana

An unofficial term used by military personal when they want soldiers to gather around and a half circle like form to give instruction.
Alright men, tactical banana here for instructions.
by TheGingerPhill September 8, 2019
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