Pear Tongue

Kiwi portmanteau of Pete Tong and pear shaped - both meaning "wrong".

It's gone a bit pear tongue.

by Mac Hitchen January 08, 2021

Pointy-Tongue

1. When one flexes their tongue into a "point" at the tip and then proceeds to go ham directly on the clit while giving oral. This seems to be inspired by shitty porn and not only doesn't feel good, it's an abomination and needs to be stopped.

2. One of the worst ways to eat pussy.

Jess: Last night Brian used pointy-tongue.

Sarah: oh my god, you should break up with him.

by Jam Sandwitcher November 29, 2017

Tongue wrestling

Means straight action no arguments no talking originated from K Shordy’s single “let’s do it”

“That boy John said he want a fade after school doing all that tongue wrestling in A lunch ill see him in PE in the locker room fuck waiting after school”
“Yeah he’s tongue wrestling with everybody making scenes”
I ain’t with nun of that back and forth man we can get into it

ain’t finna tongue wrestle with none of these niggas nigga let’s do it

by Glogod February 24, 2022

Tootin tongue

When the ass eatin is so good you cant stop farting

Jimmy was eat my ass out last night and I couldn’t help tootin tongues.

by Tootintongue February 22, 2022

Tongue Twister

When a girl is slurping on your peen and tries to talk dirty into a tongue twister but actually twists her tongue around the peen. The head of the peen acts as a stopper and it gets stuck at that point and is unable to come untied.

At dinner she tied the cherry stem into a knot, but after dinner she did the opposite with my peen and got herself into a tongue twister.

by Dr. Papanak October 19, 2020

Tongue and Quill

The act of a man writing with his penis as a quill on his partners breast using semen acquired through oral sex or aggressive cock tonguing.

A quick tongue and quill is a fine way to end a day of work…

I hear your boss likes to Tongue and Quill…

by AfterDuskDriver January 11, 2023

Lizards tongue

When your semen flies out of your penis with such ferocity that it resembles a lizards tongue.

Joe: hey Pete, what's that in dirty Di's hair?
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.

by shockin burt June 02, 2018