let's all just get a bong and toke about it

when there is a conflict that can only be solved by smoking weed.

(let's all just get along and talk about it)

George: hey man, i don't appreciate you cheating off my tests in history class...

Bill: i feel you bro, let's all just get a bong and toke about it

by porttownsendcrew March 22, 2010

toke vulture

Noun. Someone who socializes with people only when they're smoking weed, inviting themselves and pretending to be a friend, but only interested in getting high for free.

Here comes Larry, he can smell weed from a mile away. Don't give that POS any; he's a toke vulture.

by bobistheowl October 15, 2017

Toking up

This is typically when one has rolled a perfect zoobie in which you wish to toke up on.

John: hey timmy, im toking up after work. Wanna join?

Timmy: of course i would like to join you in toking up John

by H7RD 3OY October 1, 2016

Toking up

The act of intaking marijuana. Specifically from a "bong"

Guy 1: Here, pass the bong.
Guy 2: Thanks man. Gonna be toking up.

by Junkman199 December 13, 2016

Sir Toke N' Choke

One who rips the green everytime to the point of choking. Often coughs till next hit and then repeats his actions. Sometimes leads him to puke or gag, but almost always gets on his level fast.

Guy 1: Your such a Sir Toke N' Choke.
Guy 2: *Cough* I know man *Cough*

by Sir Toke N' Voke February 23, 2015

toke it

To 'Toke it' is the inhalation of the smoke of burning marijuana encased in an vaporizer device. This device uses voltage in excess of 800 volts to electrocute the contents. The smoke produced by the voltage is powerful rich and flavorful.

Reference:
www.tokeitwithyou.com

-Hey dude did you bring weed with you?

-Yeah I always toke it with me.

by p1squally July 27, 2017

sneak-a-toke

1. Any stealthy way to smoke marajuana 2. Any device used as such. 3. The act of stealthily smoking marajana. 4. Any person well known for such smoking devices.

Similar to a McGuyver Smoker, in the exception that not all McGuyver Smoker devices are stealthy.

Old Man- "WHERE'S MY SNEAK-A-TOKE?!"

by Ol_man_Kenny October 27, 2011