Public Toilet

A term used to describe someone who is slutty or promiscuous, or someone who has had more than the average number of sexual partners.

She's as used as a public toilet.

by etaolf December 29, 2010

toilet log

a long piece of crap usually three or four feet long...it usually smells.

"Wow that toilet log hurt like crazy!"

by Brutal December 4, 2004

Toilet Barnacle

When you take a shit and part or all of the shit gets stuck inside the bowl. This usually causes discomfort for all other people that try and shit, as they do not want to come in contact with your shit. After multiple flushes and shits, your shit still remains.

Dude, that toilet barnacle has been on there since last friday!

by Shit, toilet, butt, fart, crap October 7, 2008

pollocking the toilet

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.

Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.

by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008

Toilet Tackle

When two people really have to use the bathroom and there is only one available, they run to the toilet and wrestle for use of the bowl until someone is able to get their bare butt firmly situated on the seat. The first person to do this is the winner of the toilet tackle and is able to use the toilet before the other person (a critical move when both parties need to do a number two).

We got back to Jonny's efficiency apartment and both really had to drop the kids off at the pool, so I had to toilet tackle him for the throne.

by K Alana July 10, 2007

Toilet Stew

A sickening description of a toilet being filled with diarrhea, period blood, and vomit, all from the same sitting. A rare occurrence in society, it can created by women and qualifies as one of the most pride filled moments in a woman's life. This creates one of the most beautiful and colorful flushes known to man.

Little did Kaylee know but eating that foot long burrito would lead to the first of two toilet stews in her lifetime.

Taylor sure was a hefty woman, she was known for making a mean toilet stew.

by Luis Reyna June 2, 2009

Skibidi Toilet

the worst shit on the planet the lore Its literally just explosions

look I dislike parental controls as much as the next guy BUT IF YOU HAVE A SKIBIDI TOILET KID IN YOUR HOUSE THEN YOUD BETTER TURN IT ON AND THEN THROW THE IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKERS OUT OF THE HOUSE!

4 year old: im watching skibidi toilet!
me: shut the fuck up kid thats stupid
4 yr old; but its goo-
me: YEET
me: damn I miss when kids watched Pewdiepie why can't these kids watch Mr.Beast or something actually good for petes fucking sake

by TakoTheMemer October 25, 2023