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thicc haj

Funny as fuck like sooooo funny I think I died multiple times from laughing and is the most sweetest and caring person 🥺
Me: peaches is bae😍
Thicc haj : lit rally luv egg zackly

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Thicc haj : Haha this is so funny omg I almost spit out my venti Carmel Frappuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles, 6 1/2 pump of caramel drizzle, 3 expresso shots mixed in Extra whip cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate flakes, pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coating the bottom, cinnamon dolce and just a pinch of matcha powder
by Hiplsdontkillmelora:) December 20, 2019
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Thicc meter

How to measure any DAT PHAT ASS by using two fine ass honeys...
The squad: dude what are you doing with your phone?!?!?!

Me: I'M using the THICC METER

The squad: wtf?!

Me: I'm simply looking at THICC Ass girl right here on her INSTA- and then I compare HER ASS BEWTEEN that CALI Girl KATY PERRY AND KIM "THE GIRL with the most below" Kardashian

The Squad: DAMN!!...thats some quantum shit, you should be teachin' classes about that.

Me: word THAT dawg.
by WATSZITOYA July 14, 2018
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Thicc Tet

Clearing 4 lines with the line piece in Tetris.
by GaterMachetteJr December 17, 2020
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Piccle Thicc

A nickname used for weird weaboo girls
Did you here what Piccle Thicc said today?
by KoinYT January 8, 2018
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thicc baddie

A girl or guy who is a badass and thicc in all the right places.
"Wow. He's a thicc baddie. Can't wait to bang that thicc ass."
by ThiccBaddie101 June 17, 2019
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Toasty Thicc

When you're wearing a lot of layers and they're tucked into one another so you're warm but now the bunched up fabric makes you look thicker than you actually are.
"Dude it's so cold that I'm wearing two pairs of pants right now."

"Well at least you're warm. You look toasty thicc to me."
by TOASTYTHICC January 28, 2019
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Advanced Thiccness

When a doggo far outweighs your average thicc boi, it becomes advanced thiccness.
When Sarah's friend shiba inu weighed 90 lbs, four times the average weight of a adult male shiba inu, it was a case of advanced thiccness.
by Baalx August 10, 2018
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