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tick n swisted

a condition of being extremely off the deep end, mentally, in a very socially unacceptable way.
or
just so drunk that when trying to say the phrase "sick and twisted" it comes out "tick n swisted"
or
dyslexic's of the world untie!
Only a tick n swisted person could think of such a cruel punishment like making a dude piss on an electric horse fence.

OR

"Hey, no problemo, man! I meant what you knew! It's a tick n swisted world out there!"
by SmokeyJoe September 11, 2005
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tick

a person that is constantly rifling through your shit, getting into your business, and annoying the shit out of you.
she rifled through my room, damn tick
by woahdog August 19, 2009
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tick'd that box

expression used following the completion of a heinous act to lessen the shame and conversely gain respect from mates
kevin: what did you do last night ?
steve: took a shit in an alley and fucked a fat chick..................tick'd that box
steve: respect

steve: kev where have you been?
kevin: getting fucked by a horse.....................tick'd that box
steve: respect
by dirtyboystour July 1, 2011
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Dick Tick

When your cock has a seizure-freak out while taking a piss, like tourettes. The dick will fling piss in many directions.
Oh! I'm sorry for pissing all over you Colton, I had a Dick Tick.
by AMY LEE June 29, 2014
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ticcy

by Dakbob January 29, 2018
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Tick a lock

Slang

When used to address others, roughly equivalent to "shut your mouth."

In self-reference, the phrase takes on the connotation of withholding a secret or some other information, i.e. "My lips are sealed".

Dated phrase referencing back to the keyholes mounted on metal plates below doorknobs, the locking of which would resound with a reaffirming 'tick'.
"Fuck you," Landsman concludes. "And fuck Jesus, too, he was a pussy."
"Tick a Lock, Landsman," Cashdollar says softly, miming the twist of a key in the hole of his mouth.
by flooovde July 6, 2009
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tacky

Tacky is another way of referring to a taco.
Guy1: hey dudebro can u pass me that tacky?

Guy2: what? I bought this tacky with my hard earned cash. Get your own.

Guy1: gimme the tacky or I'm gonna shit on your back!

Guy2: here, your an ass

Guy1: (bites taco)
by nachobeard January 11, 2010
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