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A youtube channel made by Matpat, the creator of fnaf /j. Matpat has also created Game Theory and Film Theory. These beloved channels have taught me more than middle school could ever dream of
“what’s your favorite theory channel?” “food theory” “you are so cool man oh my goodness it’s the best one out there
by Langrow June 26, 2021
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theory of screwed

the theory of screwed

definition: when you mess something up so bad it goes back to normal
Guy#1: Man I used the theory of screwed to correct my sleep scedual.

Guy#2: man I should probally try that too!
by Hoimates1 August 11, 2021
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Knanny theory

Never discuss Politics or religion with those you truly love.
Be thier for a friend/family even after that friendfamily member has crossed you in the past. There was a reason they were part of your life from the get go.

Never judge a book/movie by it's cover. It's all sales and marketing tack designed to allure your sights to the product. Reading in to and research is the only way to understand it completly for yourself.

When you say love it means you are willing to to the right above all for that reason. Even if it stupms you short in the end.
Knanny theory: All will be well
another Day
another sell
Unconsious minds bring upon thier own hell

Love with your mind
Keep you heart beating
Journey the next day my darling kind
It's only your body depleting

I'll love now as I did then
Artisctic ability's warm your soul
Speaking again, only you will know when
Take a glimps choose your goal

I wish you what brings you solace with a smile
For some one to hear the words stay a while
Will bring a bridge and fill a gap
Nor soldiers slain, riddled, with sap:)
by FleshIsonlyskindeap November 30, 2009
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Kaguya Theory

When a character (typically in a fighting game) appears/feels as though they have potential to be strong, but actually has none in truth

Named after Kaguya Otsusuki in Naruto ultimate ninja storm 4, being a paragon of the theory
"She's got some sauce dude, I swear it!"

"Nah man, you're just falling into Kaguya Theory"
by StellarBishop August 21, 2022
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Montgomery Theory

The idea that there is or will be an Urban Dictionary entry for every conceivable short series of human action based on the assumption that Urban Dictionary will never shut down
(Coined by Austin Montgomery)
"I wonder what it's called when people sit around in a circle trying to figure out what to do and then nothing gets done."
"Look it up on Urban Dictionary."
"I found it, it's called fanarkling"
"That's the Montgomery Theory for ya"
by OprahLikesMen April 29, 2019
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Theory of Knowledge

Also known as TOK. Propaganda created by the IB to make all IB students skeptical of the world around them in the name of “critical thinking skills”.
IB Student 1: “Yesterday I watched a Vox video and I realized all documentaries have implicit bias.”

IB Student 2: “Bruh, are you tripping on Theory of Knowledge right now?”
by Anonymous Homo Sapien July 19, 2020
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Coronaspiracy Theory

A conspiracy theory surrounding some aspect of the coronavirus. It usually involves some nefarious plot by the powers that be, such as the Illuminati or the devil, or Bill Gates to use the virus as a means to achieve some ridiculous master plan. They are believed by covidiots and used as an excuse to engage in covidiot behavior, such as denying the existence of the disease or refusing to take the vaccine.
Have you heard the latest coronaspiracy theory? They are saying the coronavirus is nothing more than a cover-up orchestrated by Bill Gates to implant us with microchips through the vaccine and track us. Believers are refusing to get vaccinated.
by Prof. Gravy Boat Bananas January 21, 2021
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