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Music Theory

A class in which you avoid parallel fifths and octaves like they’re the Rona and also don’t double the leading tone. Also you get the added bonus of confusing the heck out of yourself trying to tell the difference between the three types of augmented sixth chords.
Person: Why are you up at 8am?
Me: I have an 8am class
Person: And what class is that?
Me: Music Theory...
by Pialinist April 28, 2021
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food theory

A youtube channel made by Matpat, the creator of fnaf /j. Matpat has also created Game Theory and Film Theory. These beloved channels have taught me more than middle school could ever dream of
“what’s your favorite theory channel?” “food theory” “you are so cool man oh my goodness it’s the best one out there
by Langrow June 26, 2021
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Shoebox Theory

When one thing is a type of another thing, but the inverse is not true.
A thot is a hoe, but according to the shoebox theory, a hoe isn’t necessarily a thot.
by 4.nCotter December 17, 2019
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Knanny theory

Never discuss Politics or religion with those you truly love.
Be thier for a friend/family even after that friendfamily member has crossed you in the past. There was a reason they were part of your life from the get go.

Never judge a book/movie by it's cover. It's all sales and marketing tack designed to allure your sights to the product. Reading in to and research is the only way to understand it completly for yourself.

When you say love it means you are willing to to the right above all for that reason. Even if it stupms you short in the end.
Knanny theory: All will be well
another Day
another sell
Unconsious minds bring upon thier own hell

Love with your mind
Keep you heart beating
Journey the next day my darling kind
It's only your body depleting

I'll love now as I did then
Artisctic ability's warm your soul
Speaking again, only you will know when
Take a glimps choose your goal

I wish you what brings you solace with a smile
For some one to hear the words stay a while
Will bring a bridge and fill a gap
Nor soldiers slain, riddled, with sap:)
by FleshIsonlyskindeap November 30, 2009
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theory of screwed

the theory of screwed

definition: when you mess something up so bad it goes back to normal
Guy#1: Man I used the theory of screwed to correct my sleep scedual.

Guy#2: man I should probally try that too!
by Hoimates1 August 11, 2021
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Cheerie Theory

The theory that members of the Cheerie clan hatch from eggs rather than parturition. While some members embrace this theory while some do not. People who oppose the Cheerie theory are called Cheerie theory deniers (CTD).
Oh really man? You heard of the Cheerie theory? I am a full supporter of the Cheerie theory. Cheerie theory deniers am I right?
by Cheerie fanatic April 26, 2023
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wikipedian theory

The theory which states that any factual based paper (or assignment) can be written based on information obtained from Wikipedia.
Bob: "Hey did you read the book for the paper?"

John: "Nah. I'm going to use Wikipedian theory."
by bobb12345234134 November 18, 2011
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