a babe in the woods

a defenseless person; a naive, young person

He's just a babe in the woods. He needs someone to protect him.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

Wood Splitter

Any action, phrase, idea or otherwise that turns a man off. As a result, causing him to no longer be hard.

Guy 1: "I hear that Lena only likes to be a submissive."

Guy 2: "Ah.. well, that's a wood splitter."

by The Archendarrrggghhhkener December 10, 2020

Wood North

The direction of the hottest girl in the room.

Hey Jim check out that girl she is Wood North!

by Drill Sergeant Raptor May 27, 2009

Back-Wooded

To be sexually assaulted by a hillbilly in a rural, mountainous setting.

"I heard Kevin was back-wooded by a banjo toting hillbilly named Jim-Bob", said John.

by Phillphd September 3, 2013

church wood

An untimely and spontaneous erection of the male penis that occurs in a church, usually while sitting in the pew listening to a boring Protestant Christian sermon.

"I popped church wood this morning and had to cover my dick with the Bible when we stood up for prayer."

by kgacho November 5, 2009

hit the wood

Smoke a blunt.

I’m high asf I don’t even know why I hit the wood

by Hit the Woodman February 8, 2022

Wooded up

Excited, super pumped, erect, aroused.

Can be used in a sexual context, or just in general as a way of saying you are excited and enthusiastic about something

"I am fully wooded up for this party tonight"
"I am not that wooded up for this workout today"
"Who here would be wooded up to work on this project?"

by ElTigre January 3, 2015