River ramping

To meet ones maker by means of a glorious exodus speeding off of a ramp over a river.

Ben "Hey man how do you want to go out."
Dexter "River ramping. There's really no other way to go. It's like the Valhalla for idiots.

by Deanis420 March 22, 2022

The river special

When you give the sped girl dong

“dang did u give that sped girl the river special?”
“heck yeah i did boy”

by congobongo123 January 28, 2019

Community River

The act of threatening to pee onto a group of people's faces, enough so that there's a puddle, and to have the group splash it onto their faces as if it were holy water.
A form of punishment

"Man, I'm sure going to give that gang the community river. They stole my bike last week!"

by Collin-128 November 6, 2013

Stoney River

A situation in which two older men treat you to a lovely dinner and then proceed to Eiffel Tower you afterward.

Did you hear what happened to Evan? He got the Stoney River from his bosses last weekend.

by silversoul94 December 8, 2019

Rivers Cuomo

Most known as the lead singer a the alternative rock band "Weezer". He is also knows as a middle aged man who is into half-Japanese girls.

man you are SUCH a Rivers Cuomo

by blockofcheese April 5, 2020

Menam River

The old name of the Chao Phraya River (Jao Praya, Chao Praya, the River of Kings, etc.) given by Westerners who resided in Siam (Thailand) until like 1950s, it means "River River" in Thai. This means it originally doesn't have its name, people back then just called it "Maenam" (or Menam).
This river has its length at 376 km, it used to be about as long as Mekhong river back in the ice age period, the mouth was at the current location of South China Sea halfway between Borneo Island and Ca Mau Peninsula, Vietnam.

All the maps written by the Westerners used to labelled this river that flows through Bangkok "Menam River".

by Shiine-1 February 27, 2022

pulled a river

When someone that you start to get over or you thought you got over that person but that person does something and makes you like them again or makes your heart skip a beat

Girl: did you see that? He totally pulled a river
Girl 2: I totally saw that how could he?!

by letsbenicetoeachother October 3, 2016