seal pose

During intercourse when in missionary, having your arms locked pushing down on a surface is called the seal pose. This is because you supposedly resemble a seal while going deeper into her

Her: damn u really in the seal pose right now?
Him: fuck ya im in seal pose it's better
Her: you look funny asf

by anonymous March 30, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

bruh derp t-pose

bruh derp t-pose: a statement used for when you want to be very cringe.
It was created by Casey Wong Sepetdjian from Scarborough Toronto Ontario Canada

Lol fr bro… bruh derp t-pose

by asianmann April 30, 2024

L pose

Means you always lose but you are not a loser. ur a walking L.

That guy take a picture with L pose

by whotfcaresaboutnickname July 28, 2022

Hoe Pose

The female pose where they keep one leg straight, slightly bend the other one, and put one hand on their hip because they think it makes them look attractive for some reason.

“Tonight was such a great night, let’s take a selfie!!”
Female: *right leg automatically locks at 135° angle and the other arm gets glued to her hip, only capable of being unlocked by a camera flash*

“? What are you doing? Why are you in the hoe pose?”
Female: I- I- I don’t know!!! It’s an autonomic response!! I can’t help it!!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Top G Pose

A confident and humorous stance or pose, characterized by a playful but assertive demeanor. Typically used by those who think that they are players. However, that claim has no evidence in the conceivable universe, therefore, the person imitating the Top G Pose, is a fool, who gets no bitches.

Ahmed did the Top G Pose, what a fucking idiot

by HondaCivicEP2 February 12, 2023

i see a peng girl then i pose

WHEN YOU SEE A GOOD LOOKING GIRL AND YOU TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK GOOD

mANS nOT HOt maNs cAN NeVer BE hOt I SEE A PENG GIRL THEN I POSE

by hARrINig yOUrmOuF November 8, 2017