The Mystery Pond

Any depth of undentifable liquid
by Hedonia January 22, 2024
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Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.
Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.
by Will99912 January 02, 2025
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Tres-ponding

Verb; to trespond (tres-pond): The act of swimming in a pond that is not legally your own. This act is done without consent of the pond owner and is a misdemeanor in all states, except Michigan.
My friend was tres-ponding in Mr. Humans backyard pond while he was on vacation.
by BenjiBoo12 April 30, 2022
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pond penguin

similar to the saying "fish out of water" meaning out of place.
"I went to an indie club last night. I pond penguin hard! Didn't hear one banger"
by pepper_pig_queen December 07, 2014
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whale in the pond

If someone who is too big and not appreciated.
Hey jack you that America is too small to fill trumps ego he’s like a whale in the pond.
Jack: fuck off
by Hazel cloud May 30, 2021
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Pond blaster

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with thePond blaster

Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection

Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you
by gamer yoda November 20, 2019
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Caramel Pond

A state of mind where you are overcome with a feeling of numbness and every movement feels slow, like it would if you were to be stuck in a pond of caramel. It has no feeling of euphoria as a drug might and is closer to a sweet sadness.
Carol tried to run out the door, but couldn't get the energy she needed and like she was stuck in a caramel pond.
by lnclndglsdb8 October 31, 2017
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