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Redneck Lumberjack

A man that busts up pallets behind his trailer to put on his burn pit.
I busts up lots of pallets tonight Ma now we gonna be able to cook yo catfish on the burn pile. That's what Redneck Lumberjacking is.
by Lord Buttshine April 16, 2021
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Lumberjack Mayt

A friend, who whilst double or triple dropping mdma, ecstasy or other Hallucinogen suddenly believes you are both lumberjacks and proceeds to sing “I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok, work all night and sleep all day, and when I get home I eat the kids my lumberjack mayt”
I was on pills with Jean the other day, that dude is one hell of a lumber jack mayt!

Did you see Sid last night? He double dropped and became a lumberjack mayt!
by Chaz G May 26, 2024
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The Lumberjack

The title given to someone who participates in an orgy featuring 3 or more generations of the same family, therefore "cutting down the family tree".
No way, Nick just had a foursome with Kayla, her mom, and her grandma. He is now known as The Lumberjack.
by Thee Lumberjack December 8, 2022
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lumberjack

A double dick dude from clash royal.

He always masturbate with the log.
lumberjack is playing with muskaters
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Lumberjack Pancakes

You begin by violently banging a hooker in the ass from behind, and I mean VIOLENTY! Pull out, flip her over on her back, and put her feet behind her ears like she’s in the “Happy Baby” yoga pose. Once she’s in this position and her balloon knot is exposed to the sky, sit on her so your holes are aligned like the stars. Using her as your own personal toilet, purge your bowels into her back alley. Now slide your schlong back into her poop chute and continue ramming until you blow your jizzy load into her exhaust pipe . Have the hooker do jumping jacks for about 30 seconds to mix it all up, but make sure she’s flexing that sphincter. You don’t wanna lose that ooey-gooey goodness before you can get a pan to catch it.

Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.
Me and my buddy Tally found a skank on Las Vegas boulevard and paid her $50 to let us make some batter. In the morning we made lumberjack pancakes for the boys. Happy, Flank, Fanny, and E enjoyed a delicious homemade breakfast.
by ra2or October 4, 2023
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Lumberjacking

Lumberjacking (verb)

The act of jacking it in a forest
"Last night Michael went lumberjacking"
"wait, WHAT?!"
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Sleepy Lumberjack

When you wake up with a truly impressive erection, but you're far too tired to tackle that morning wood.
Man, I haven't seen wood like that since after prom, but this sleepy lumberjack kept to his coffee.
by MrTastie November 16, 2016
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