llama hoof

If a female were to have a front wedgie, the female version of a mooseknuckle.

I let my yoga-pants wearing girlfriend ride my horse, and when she got off she had the biggest llama hoof I ever saw. It put every cameltoe I ever saw to shame!

by Gunno January 9, 2012

punching a llama

flicking a males nutsack and then being ejaculated on.

Dude last night she was punching a llama and it got real messy

by badassbitch1029 June 16, 2017

Valley Llama

An ugly chick who fake and bakes, has bleach blonde hair, and wears a lot of make up.

Bro 1: "Bro...... Victoria is such a valley llama. She looks like a fake-titted, platinum blonde, Oompa Loompa wanna be....I can't believe you slammed that."
Bro 2: "Bro.....ugly chicks try harder."

by MikeNever May 20, 2013

a good llama

Alexa Miller is a good llama which is a 5"4 girl who runs track and has a funny ass dude names Trey

He's such a good llama

by A Good Llama September 13, 2017

dragon llama

An epic beast that is too epic to be portrayed in mythology. It breathes fire, farts bubbles, and eats skittles.

This is an epic dragon llama!

by A'zazele March 23, 2022

Llama Palm

Another version of the infamous camel toe. A wedgey in the lady parts. When your vag eats your pants.

Yo, pull your leggings down, you got llama palm.

by NoEinKristin May 18, 2022

nomma llama

When you are eating a girl out who doesn't have a shaved pussy, and is in fact as hairy as a llama.

Guy 1: Man I ate my girlfriend out for the first time, she is hairy as a llama down there!
Guy 2: So you did a nomma llama?
Guy 3: I think it spit back at me

by ViktorDonovan December 7, 2017