EAS Kiddie

A kid who's in the EAS Community and mainly copies off of other things. They also dickride making fake alerts for countries that don't exist.

eas kiddie: haha lol im gonna copy wxv24 and also make a fake alert for the united states of leo lololol
robin: bro what the fuck

by Adrmpa12 June 28, 2025

kiddie krack

the art of acting or looking Silly

after looking all around the house lily finds her glasses onthe top of her head. Jill asks " lily are you on kiddie krack?" as she sits laughing at lily

by collieoo July 19, 2007

hello kiddy

A guy who ignores a girl's texts and instead replies "hi" two days later as if nothing happened.

(text messages)
A: where do you wanna meet up later?
B: (two days later)

Hi!!!!!!!!
A: omg, stop being a hello kiddy!!

by Miss Cotton Candy April 14, 2016

Kiddie Twiddler

A term used to describe an sick individual that sexually grooms children, especially as a tool to excel neo-Marxist Wokeism ideology. Synonym: Groomer

This kiddie twiddler thought is was a good idea to show kindergarten students how to pleasure someone with a dildo.

by Luke The Canuck July 22, 2022

script kiddie

the type of loser that has absolutely no skill and no one likes

holy shit, that script kiddie got destroyed!

by arethereanyfuckinghandlesleft August 23, 2020

buddy kiddy

buddy kiddy

hi buddy kiddy.

by buddy kiddy March 2, 2022

Gun Kiddie

A child obsessed with guns despite lacking knowledge about the topic.
Similar to: Script kiddie

f*cking gun kiddie, the shell doesn't come out the front of the gun!

by Geraldston December 30, 2023