Chess has a lot of double standards feminists don't mention when whining about social justice, like a queen being able to move freely while the king can move one space at a time, and it's a lot like life, though life is not a game to everyone.
The queen is the most free piece on a chess board, and yet feminists still try to claim they are marginalized somehow, when really they only were in the past on the surface, though those times are in the past, assuming they are exactly as bad as feminists describe them in terms of historical accuracy. Female children don't get ass whoopings from authority figures such as parents, in what way have females always not had it made in life? It's males that are fucked, they get the short end of the stick on everything.
by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021
Get the Chessmug. by A Schlatt Fan December 27, 2022
Get the Chess Boxingmug. An imaginary sexual fetish among maga supporters. It involves Donald Trump pounding their ass, while they give head to j.d. Vance, and jack off Elon musk and Peter thiel with their hands simultaneously. It is said to be the highest level of sycophantic worship attainable.
by H.R. Clinton April 8, 2025
Get the 4d chessmug. A “sport” which became largely popular in recent times because all of the popular kids in school started playing it.
An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends
An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends
Friend: Let’s go! I just destroyed this noob!
Me: Nice. What game was it?
Friend: Oh, it was chess.
Me: You wet wipe.
Me: Nice. What game was it?
Friend: Oh, it was chess.
Me: You wet wipe.
by Fr*nch Weirdo 69 May 15, 2023
Get the Chessmug. Just like chess, every decision in the game of life has an impact on the rest of your game. One bad move and your entire game is ruined or in the least, it makes it hard to recover from that bad choice. Ask mom for $40 just so you can get 20$? Chess...Souping up the Chipolte girl just so she gives you more chicken, chess.
Yo, yesterday i noticed that a cop pulled out in back of me a few lights back. My tags are expired so I hit that left and a right into Bristol Farms, got out and kept it moving. Everything is chess.
by MajorChess October 11, 2019
Get the everything is chessmug. A sephirah from Kabbalah, it represents the love and sweetness, kindness, generosity, selfless and some other times charity! The most beautiful sephirah and super female, connected to Hashem.
You are an amazing soul, your chessed is giant compared to the earth, your heart is pure and your love is above all.
by Purity and Love for the Humans May 31, 2022
Get the Chessedmug. by Joseph Manzella September 2, 2016
Get the sack chessemug.