by that's pretty gay,man February 28, 2005
Somebody who doesn't believe in God or a deity of sorts and needs to make sure everybody is aware of this
Regular folk: "Hi, I'm Dave"
Atheist: "Hi, I'm an atheist"
Regular: "Oh, cool, so what's your name?"
Atheist: "My name is Ethan, because it sounds similar to atheist, because I am an atheist"
Regular: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
Atheist: "What's wrong with me?! You're the idiot who believes in a God!"
*Regular folk beats up atheist and then feels guilt*
Atheist: "It's ok, you won't go to Hell, because it doesn't exist, I don't believe it exists because I am an atheist"
Regular: -_-
Atheist: "Hi, I'm an atheist"
Regular: "Oh, cool, so what's your name?"
Atheist: "My name is Ethan, because it sounds similar to atheist, because I am an atheist"
Regular: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
Atheist: "What's wrong with me?! You're the idiot who believes in a God!"
*Regular folk beats up atheist and then feels guilt*
Atheist: "It's ok, you won't go to Hell, because it doesn't exist, I don't believe it exists because I am an atheist"
Regular: -_-
by Theatheistdefiner January 05, 2012
Definition 1: A person who doesn't believe in a god
Definition 2: a person who believes in evolution
Definition 3: a person who tries to shove their believes down your throat
Definition 4: a person who believes everything scientist say
Definition 2: a person who believes in evolution
Definition 3: a person who tries to shove their believes down your throat
Definition 4: a person who believes everything scientist say
Religious person: Do you believe that god(s) exist?
Atheist: No i'm atheist
Religious person: do you believe in god?
Atheist: a god couldn't exist because something had to create it (even though they believe a explosion came from nothing)
Religious person: do you believe in god
Atheist: Kill yourself god doesn't exist and he hates everything, evolution is everything
Religious person: do you believe in jesus
Atheist: scientist never proved he exist plus einstein was an atheist
which is actually false he was an agnostic.
Atheist: No i'm atheist
Religious person: do you believe in god?
Atheist: a god couldn't exist because something had to create it (even though they believe a explosion came from nothing)
Religious person: do you believe in god
Atheist: Kill yourself god doesn't exist and he hates everything, evolution is everything
Religious person: do you believe in jesus
Atheist: scientist never proved he exist plus einstein was an atheist
which is actually false he was an agnostic.
by Zessu Fuma March 08, 2017
by LargeSyringe May 26, 2009
Atheist: Why does God let children die of starvation everyday?
Believer: The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Atheist: That's just an excuse for not knowing what the hell you're talking about.
Believer: The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Atheist: That's just an excuse for not knowing what the hell you're talking about.
by pfranklin89 September 07, 2010
annoying teenagers overpopulating the internet whose lives suck. They generally refer to the Bible as "fiction" and come in two flavors: Agressive and Not on the Internet
by NOT a pedobear February 27, 2010
Satanists.
They spend all of their time bitching and whining about Christ and the bible.
They are demon-possessed OBSSESSED about badmouthing Christ and the bible.
They spend all of their time bitching and whining about Christ and the bible.
They are demon-possessed OBSSESSED about badmouthing Christ and the bible.
by HELL AWAITS May 03, 2005