furry purple wiggle lamp

a furry purple dildo that wiggles back ad forth for added pleasure

"wow that furry purple wiggle lamp was great last night!"

by pati September 14, 2006

cross legs, hold crotch, wiggle around

methods of holding in pee

kim crossed her legs, held her crotch and wiggled around in order to hold her pee in. it didnt work

by Lizzle May 11, 2003

stick your head in there wiggle your ears and she still wont feel a thing

a woman(whore,slut) who is very loose.

wow, i'd like to do her! No you probably shouldn't you could stick your head in there wiggle your ears and she still wont feel a thing.

by chris_2191 January 31, 2008

alicia wiggle

" surprisingly chipper in the morning despite her uncanny disdain for hot bean water"

I hate mornings, I wish I could be more like alicia wiggle

by 9876501 June 13, 2018

swiggle wiggle jingle

Swingle wiggle jingle is British slang used to refer to a song that is so bad that it brain washes you to the point where you lock yourself in your room and never come out until you starve to death and then become a zombie bent on sticking sticks in people’s toes and ripping out their eyes and shoving them in their nostrils

Every song Justin Bieber makes is a swiggle wiggle jingle

by Dr_Derp101 October 13, 2018

John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose

the best thing in the world , a person who obliterates everything else in his terms of cuteness , intelligence , strength and intimidation . the unseen god of this world

"John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose is godly , hes a damn treasure"

by Child Le Ultimate June 16, 2022

the best wiggle-diggles

Slang for female masturbation and playing with female genitals. Companion to the male “the best tuggie-wuggies”

“I got horny AF. Had to give myself the best wiggle-diggles.”

by purpleHEW February 14, 2024