Selfish tea

The act of making a cup of tea for oneself within a workplace, whilst completely disregarding any other employees who may also want a tea.

Hey look Jim has made another selfish tea! What a dick.

by Snack! September 19, 2011

bubble tea

Heaven in a cup. It's an asian drink consisting of tea and tapioca pearls or the likes. Extremely delicious, everyone will love them.

Person 1: What are the tapioca pearls for?
Person 2: Making bubble tea tonight. Get out a teabag, please.

by hoagly January 17, 2011

green tea

Green tea is the new aloe.
Green tea can cure cancer, lupus, shingles, and hemroids.

Barberess at Hairkuttery: Would you like the tea tree shampoo?
Contra-Dictionarian: What's that?
Barberess at Hairkuttery: Green tea is the new aloe.
Contra-Dictionarian: Sweet - maybe that will cure my crabs.

by Mandingoe April 25, 2006

tampon tea

Tea made from a used tampon, as depicted in Catherine Breillat's 2004 film, Anatomy of Hell.

"This might go better with some crumpets", he exclaimed as he sipped the tampon tea.

by Cuntoleezza Rice February 4, 2007

Tea Bomb

A Tea Bag executed from a dangerous height. (the top ropes, a building, your wife's dresser, etc.)

I may have broken both of my legs Tea Bombing Donna, but gosh, the look on her face alone was worth three months on crutches.

by OneLungLee February 17, 2005

tea o'clock

1. A scheduled time to take a tea-break.

2. All the time.

To the cafe! It's tea o'clock.

Is it tea o'clock yet? I'm due for a brew.

by scaryanna March 1, 2006

tea baggin

when a man repeatidly submerges his testicles into the mouth of a man/woman. The tea bagee must be laying down for easy bagging.

Yesterday when you left, I was tea baggin your sister.

by 13inchpenis October 16, 2006