swedish landmine

When you fart in a cup and set it on a table and someone unknowingly picks it up and smells the fart
Oh dude, you laid down another Swedish landmine, aww Taco Bell.
by Wildstorm867 April 26, 2015
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Swedish Fish

A candy, that was created by a swedish company, but mostly sold in the US. Most of swedes are unawere of their existance
Random american: "woow, it's a swedish fish? How yummy!
Random swede: A what?
by xXSwedishfishXx June 19, 2020
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Swedish microwave

When a woman queefs in bed and pulls the covers over your head like a Dutch oven.
by Nick Mortenson April 09, 2016
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Swedish fence

Combination of someone "being on the fence" and remaining neutral during conflict. Some assembly may be required.
"That guy wrote a disclaimer for the actions of his friends so he wouldn't get in trouble."
"Yep, he built himself a mighty fine Swedish fence."
by Aenaphos January 29, 2019
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Swedish Sombrero

Dropping fecal matter on a persons head, then immediately putting a hat on their head.
Boylestones totally gave that the chick a Swedish Sombrero last night
by Boyledstones November 29, 2011
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Swedish kink

When a person has a kink for swedish accents.
-Hey (in swedish accent)

-Thats so hot (gets turned on)

A swedish kink is when you get turned on/ have attraction to swedish accents (kink)
by Swedish fuck August 06, 2021
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swedish tickle

to tickle your homies nipples while they eat their dog out
hey dude if you dont pass the dog ass eating exam they are gonna euthanize him, I know ill give u a swedish tickle to help you focus.
by Big Dong and the Phondleballs January 16, 2018
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