The synergy between a driver and their vehicle when an unnoticed object suddenly appears in their path, leading to a quick slam of the brakes and "oh shit!" expression of the driver. The vehicle itself jerks back suddenly, as if the object has startled it.
Usually occurs while making one's way around corners or in parking garages.
Usually occurs while making one's way around corners or in parking garages.
What a dip....Mike's been drinking all day and now he's trying to parallel park. Every time he starts to back up and looks in his rearview, he gets car surprise.
by LuckyPucker April 3, 2009
Get the car surprisemug. The act of shitting/vomiting/pissing and or ejaculating into a jacket/jumper, then throwing it on to an unsuspecting peer, spreading bodily fluids on their face.
by Hercules G. Rockefeller March 19, 2011
Get the The Jacket Surprisemug. The Wellington Surprise is a nickname used to describe a penis that seems traditional at first, then scares the living shit out of you with its enormousness and destructive power!
after 20 minutes of seemingly boring, traditional sex, the wellington surprise made a surprising. sudden appearance that blew my mind!!!
by nightmeh April 21, 2011
Get the Wellington Surprisemug. A hunter surprise is when two hunters meet up in a log cabin and shove their rifles up the other's ass.
by Greeeeeg August 10, 2015
Get the hunter surprisemug. by Captain sea biscuit August 3, 2017
Get the cinnamon surprisemug. by 1AnalWart November 29, 2015
Get the Tijuana Surprisemug. When you either get an instant feeling of diarrhea and cannot make it to the rest room in time or diarrhea starts spewing from your butt hole at any given point in time.
by MviaC October 21, 2011
Get the Surprise Diarrheamug.