clipboard surfer

The slacker job.

"The boss's nephew is so lame he couldn't be anything but the clipboard surfer."

by geezitron November 13, 2009

Female Silver Surfer

Like Brett! May! Ultimate herald! Er, well, Brett's not doing a very good job as a herald but she is canonically accurate at least.

Hym "Female Silver Surfer! Like Brett! May Brett! Hopefully she does a better job then my herald because they DO NOT do what they are supposed to do and prepare the world for your consumption... Like, AT ALL. And I got the brain fluid to prove it."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

sky surfer

an aviator, person in aviation or aircraft pilot

He's a free spirit, an extrovert, a islander surfer dude, on the inside. It's just who he is, a typical sky surfer.

by ruboxd July 29, 2025

tongue surfer

Someone who loves using their tongue on a woman's pussy.

Ron's such a tongue surfer with anyone he's with!

by The_Swampfox May 27, 2023

A Surfers Prayer

A Surfer's Prayer
By Larry Bertlemann
Our Fellow Surfers who art in Heaven
Inspiration is thy Name.
Thy Surf spot come; thy Surfing Done
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day, our daily Surf
And Forgive us our Drop-Ins
As we Forgive those, who Drop in on us.
And Lead us not into Temptation;
But Deliver us from Deep Tube Rides
And Bad Wipe Outs.
For thine is the Power and the kingdom
and the Glory behind Surfing.
Amen

Have you heard A Surfers Prayer by LB da Rubbermann? Everybody used to say surfers don't have a prayer ; Now they got a prayer.

by K&LB June 27, 2020

Turf Surfer

some one with the determination everyday to move along the surface of this earth to do what needs to get done!!

Jxck Mxvrick is a Turf Surfer the way he hangs 10, meeting new surfers across the nation.

by Jxck M. July 30, 2020

Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.

Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!

by Ratskrad December 30, 2021