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ham special

It's when you stick a piece of ham inbetween somone's booty cheeks and eat it like a ham special. It's even better if you add swiss cheese.
I got stoned and gave her the ol' ham special last night.
by mojoKornziahmegatron July 1, 2017
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Special Master

One of Trump’s kinks. He likes to have his special master to look through his stolen documents, Melania’s nudes, and Stormy’s pink panties. Colloquially it can be used when you want some one to watch, preside over and referee a particularly nasty sex act.
Can we appoint a special master to watch when I shit on your face? Just to make it fair?
by Jumpluffs September 2, 2022
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Special Fatties

Fat mentally handicapped children that run around playing tag at lunchtime during school. They often wear clothing that is too tight and reveals more than necessary. Often times there is a slight unsavory stench about them.
The fat children or "Special Fatties" running around Mcdonald's playplace... and at your local high school that has a special aid program.
by The Kiddos June 19, 2010
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maryland special

The act of fucking your sister and cousin in a threesome.
I had the Maryland Special last night after a long day
by HeyBigBoy February 4, 2015
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Lemon Special

To give/receive fish fingers in a fine cinema establishment (such as Gold Class). Usually such cinemas have separate seats in open view to the audience. The giver usually has to lean over a fair distance in order to reach the goods.
Michelle got a Lemon Special last night. She tried to stop it but one cannot deny the power of the Lemon Special.
by Joe Ringer FTW December 23, 2008
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Missy Special

Mrs. Purtell gave me the Missy Special
by FriendCats June 16, 2018
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nascar special

half a handle of russe, half a can of red bull, 1/4 two liter of mt dew
dude i had nothing else to drink last night, I had to go for the Nascar Special.
by muhfukinrusse December 9, 2016
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