hypnotized snail

when a dude uses a glow stick as a catheter rod in his dick in the dark

"I smoked to much weed and thought my dick could be a lightsaber but it looks like a hypnotized snail 🐌"

by Mrs.C.Baird August 31, 2023

Spooly Snail

A slang term for a turbocharger in the car community, mainly because of how the snail and turbocharger look alike but also funny as a snail is quite slow but a turbocharger increases horsepower enough to make a noticeable difference in the top speed of a car.

Holy crap bro your spooly snail in that engine bay looking mad honker.

by Dr.BigHonker December 20, 2022

snail trail

Snail trail: when a female vaginal secretions run down her leg creating a snail like trail.

Man: road her hard and put her away wet.
Friend: well bro , it doesn't count unless she has a snail trail.

by Cammy11 July 2, 2017

Snail trail

A very tasty shot that consists of a

1 oz shot absolute citron

1 oz island pucker
splash of lemonade
remainder 7 up

The snail trail goes down smooth and is sure to get you fucked up!

what are you boys having tonight? "two snail trails please." Finishes shot.... damn taylor you sure make a great snail trail!!

by Lawnmower nation February 9, 2021

Snail Salt

To place ones flaccid penis across the upper lip of another male who has passed out.

Do y'all remember when he performed the snail salt on him? Don't worry we took plenty of pictures.

by Herm Fern January 10, 2014

Crippled Snail

When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.

“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”

by Franko0119 August 15, 2020

snail currency

a sexy milf that should rail me

snail currency is secy as fuck.

by this is my definition July 5, 2021