Guy 1: what do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Guy 2: Idk what?
Guy 1: nacho cheese
Guy 2: now that's a knee-slapper!!!
Guy 2: Idk what?
Guy 1: nacho cheese
Guy 2: now that's a knee-slapper!!!
by billystiggle December 10, 2011
Phil-Hey man what's up?
Jerry-Not much, how bout you?
(slap, laughter in the background)
Phil- Wow!, your'e such a nugget slapper!
Jerry-Not much, how bout you?
(slap, laughter in the background)
Phil- Wow!, your'e such a nugget slapper!
by Baller G May 24, 2010
One whom excels in the art of playing with their own genatalier.
The Male version would be Dick Jangler.
The Male version would be Dick Jangler.
Darnell: Look at that dyke over their, i bet she's a fanny slapper!
Harriot: Yeah, you can tell from the look in her eyes.
Harriot: Yeah, you can tell from the look in her eyes.
by Rubber JonDom July 23, 2012
something really funny (from the slapping of the knees and hitting the floor associated with laughter.
by The Return of Light Joker August 03, 2008
by blaal September 05, 2004
The aftermath of a very rare and extraordinary poo. A tank slapper requires the coming together of a unique arrangement of circumstances not encountered on a frequent basis.
Firstly the poo being ejected must be firm, ideally smooth, definitely not sticky and have some elastic properties.
Secondly the body from which the poo is being ejected, must be longitudinally centred and slightly forward on the pan. The sphincter must not be too slack or overly encumbered by anal beard, this is to ensure maximum velosity on exit and reduce any parasitic friction.
If these properties are met, the poo will launch out of the anus. It will hit the forward side of the pan, adjacent to the bowl water. Ricochet on to the back pan, leaving two perfectly vertical skid marks in front and behind the bowl water. This is a tank slapper.
Firstly the poo being ejected must be firm, ideally smooth, definitely not sticky and have some elastic properties.
Secondly the body from which the poo is being ejected, must be longitudinally centred and slightly forward on the pan. The sphincter must not be too slack or overly encumbered by anal beard, this is to ensure maximum velosity on exit and reduce any parasitic friction.
If these properties are met, the poo will launch out of the anus. It will hit the forward side of the pan, adjacent to the bowl water. Ricochet on to the back pan, leaving two perfectly vertical skid marks in front and behind the bowl water. This is a tank slapper.
Jeff, Jeff, my legs are trembling and I feel like I’ve been touched by the almighty himself. JEFF, I’ve had a tank slapper.
by Cludgyspanklips September 26, 2021
by Sarzy September 18, 2003