Horizontal Shuffle

Noun; the act of engaging in sexual intercourse, which is usually associated with two people laying on top of each other on a horizontal surface and engaging in rythmic sex screwing, which may or may not bear resemblance to a dance.

I asked my girlfriend if she would like to do the Horizontal Shuffle, she obliged and so I laid some serious pipe on that broad. I felt like Super Mario after I was done with her.

by Paul Pierre Toucher November 13, 2012

Shuffle Bunny

One who plays a song via any mp3 device, waits roughly 30-60 seconds into the song and changes it to another. A shuffle bunny can be found in most automobiles that are either mp3 compatible or have an mp3-radio adapter.
Shuffle bunnies are most notorious for wanting to expose you to their entire musical taste in one car ride.

Frank: "Hey dude, listen to this song! *waits 30 seconds* Oh, no wait! Listen to this one! *Switches song and waits another 30 seconds* Oh, this one is sick though! Do you know this band? *Switches song etc...*
James: OH! You're such a shuffle bunny!

by davyxsals January 6, 2008

backdoor shuffle

Leaving any type of function, usually a party or get together with friends, without saying good bye. Often used to avoid staying out until 5 a.m.

Big Joe: I think Chuck Liddell is fighting tonight.

Andrea: Ask Dave, he would know.

Tucci: Good luck finding him, I think Dave pulled the ol' backdoor shuffle about 20 minutes ago.

by Dave B October 20, 2008

Snuggie Shuffle

The awkward dance that occurs while wearing a Snuggie. This is generally characterized by awkward walking, close to a shuffling motion, in which you are trying not step and fall like a complete idiot. It is also characterized by the occasional stopping to fix said snuggie from falling and making your Snuggie shuffle all the more awkward looking

Rita: Do you see Jack in his new Snuggie? Why is he walking like that?

Janet: Oh that? That's nothing. Jack is just doing the Snuggie Shuffle, because the novelty of wearing a Snuggie hasn't worn off yet.

by snuggieshuffler December 25, 2010

stairway shuffle

The awkward dance between two people as they try to pass each other on narrow staircases

Hey man. Sorry I'm late, got stuck in a stairway shuffle on the 3rd floor.

by lilmisshanrahan February 21, 2010

Louisiana Shuffle

Having your pants on your ankles and shuffling usually done after a Kentucky Switch

Last night I had to Louisiana Shuffle to my bedroom after I took a dump

by denimDom March 7, 2020

wikipedia shuffle

A fake news strategy to smear persons using Wikipedia. Here's how it works: 1) Bribe Wikipedia editors to fabricate a fake smear 2) Market the Wikipedia citation to several corrupted media outlets that are known to publish the information 3) Delete or revert the original fabricated smear Wikipedia edits 4) Market the corrupted media articles citing the previously existing fabricated Wikipedia article to additional media outlets that may or may not be corrupted and observe the successful launder smears turned factual out of little effort

source: @2:46:31 youtu.be/UuTDAXdkPr4#t=2h46m31s

I Wikipedia Shuffled Donald Trump, Alex Jones, Julian Assange, Edward Snowden and made a lot of money by acftually doing my job!

by jkcl May 17, 2019